How To-- be a KidA compendium of silly ideas for annoying adults and friends while having fun, such as pretending to be asleep to avoid work and overhear conversations, proper spitball launch techniques, and ways to avoid eating anything green. |
Contents
Introduction | 5 |
How to increase your allowance | 7 |
How to tell a ghost story | 10 |
How to get out of doing the dishes | 14 |
How to hone your homework excuse | 18 |
How to fake looking sick | 22 |
How to launch a spitball | 26 |
How to blow spit bubbles | 30 |
How to win a staring contest | 33 |
How to toast the perfect marshmallow | 36 |
How to drop the perfect water balloon | 39 |
How to sneak a peek at Christmas presents | 42 |
How to make weird noises from your armpit | 45 |
How to stay up as late as you want | 49 |
How to make your babysitter crazy | 62 |
Common terms and phrases
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