Resumes from Hell

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eCruiting Alternatives, Inc., 2004 - Business & Economics - 160 pages
Resumes in this book were no doubt written with the best of intentions, but a job search can be a misadventure. A wacky resume is a sure-fire way to derail your job application and slip from the interview pile into the "joke file." In this illustrated "how not to," former recruiters Jon Reed and Rachel Meyers open up their own joke files, and share highlights from the worst (and funniest) resumes they ever received. From "Questionable References" to "Hostile Email Interactions," Jon and Rachel take the reader through more resume mishaps and job search meltdowns than they ever knew existed, sneaking in a bit of job search wisdom on the fly. The resumes in this book have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent, but Resumes from Hell is proof that truth is still stranger - and funnier - than fiction. Note that more information about the book (including author contact info) is available on resumesfromhell.com.
 

Contents

What Makes Bad Resumes Funny?
7
Actually Im Not As Qualified As You Think I Am
23
Yeah But How Do You Really Feel?
39
Generally Bad Weird
55
Language Gaff
71
The Odd SelfSell
87
The SelfQuestionnaire 1 0 3
103
Hostile Email Interactions
119
Pardon My Racism
135
Maybe You Should Quit Your Day Job
149
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